Our Supply Chief wants the room, so these have to go! We have only limited sizes and quantities available.

Get outside. Toughen up. Touch grass.

Step away from the screen and into reality, champ. The Touch Grass T-Shirt in Black is a direct callout to the terminally online, the perpetually triggered, and anyone who forgot what fresh air smells like. Its bold, its blunt, and its exactly the kind of shirt that makes people look twiceand think once.

Perfect for those who keep it real, live outside the algorithm, and know that freedom doesnt come with a comment section.

Our Loud and Proud Shirts are crafted with the following details:

Relaxed “Boyfriend” fit for women
60% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton and 40% Polyester
Ultra-comfortable and soft for all-day comfort
Tagless, itch-free design
Ribbed Collar that won’t lose its shape
Double Needle Stitching for Durability
Machine Wash on Cold
Tumble Dry on Low
Designed in the United States