Yeah, you heard it right. Indoors? Hard pass. The I Would Rather T-Shirt in Heather Brown is built for the wild ones whod trade four walls for fresh air and freedom any damn day of the week. Whether you’re knee-deep in the woods, or just under the sun this tee says what everyone’s thinking but only legends like you are bold enough to wear.

Our Patriotic Tees are crafted with the following details:

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a relaxed “Boyfriend” fit for women
60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester
Ultra-comfortable and soft for all-day comfort
Tagless, itch-free design
Ribbed Collar that won’t lose its shape
Double Needle Stitching for Durability
Machine Wash Cold
Tumble Dry Low
Designed in the USA